Aug
16
2014

Okay, so I never do this, I’ve not even acknowledged that I write fanfiction on Tumblr before, but some people’s behaviour is so poor, so deeply and thoroughly offensive that it needs to be remarked upon.  Tonight I experienced such behaviour.  

On the whole, I’ve usually found the fanfiction world pretty supportive and generally good.  I think there’s a recognition that none of us are getting paid, we’re doing it out of love and to hone our craft.  But sometimes you come across people who aren’t constructive, and are quite simply arseholes.  So here goes.

Dear anonymous reviewer/cowardly fucking arseclown troll:

You’ve read my story of your own volition.  If you don’t like the ship, I am astounded that you’ve trawled through more than thirty thousand words of it.  It’s never pretended to be anything other than Malcola. I certainly have never disguised this fact. Once again, it was your decision to read it.  

In fact, dear reader, here’s a fun fact about me:  I don’t like a whooole bunch of very popular ships.  You know what I choose to do with my time?  READ SOMETHING I DON’T HATE AND LET THE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THOSE SHIPS SAIL AWAY ON THEM AS IS THE CONVENTIONAL FUCKING PATTERN OF FANDOM.  

Secondly, posting shit like this anonymously is pitiful, cowardly, and pathetic.  You want to jab at something I actually worked very fucking hard on for no reason and to no end while giving me no opportunity to verbally eviscerate you in the manner of Malcolm Tucker?  Well once again, that makes you an utter coward.  And it is this cowardice that means I’m not saying all this directly to you in a private forum, I’m broadcasting it on the internet.  Because fuck you.  Read something else.  Fandom isn’t where I go to have arseholes throw stones at me for no apparent reason, and how dare you make it that.  How dare any troll ever make it that for anyone.  Get fucked.  Get fucked, get fucked, and then get fucked some more.  

On that note I’m deleting your review.  Now fuck you, and thank you hater!  

I’ll leave you with Isabel Fay, because she reacted more pithily to the whole troll situation.  Because you’re not the worst internet troll I’ve ever had, but yes, you’re a fucking troll, and because of this fact I will picture you wanking like a gibbon (although in reality you’re probably an illiterate twelve year old).  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz2jbCJXkpA 

Aug
16
2014

Reblogged from sudden-arboreal-stop :

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

Aug
15
2014

#TheVerb is a newswire telling stories that matter. They’re looking for writers, RT for great stories, or apply: http://thndr.it/1nT5r0A

#TheVerb is a newswire telling stories that matter. They’re looking for writers, RT for great stories, or apply: http://thndr.it/1nT5r0A

Jul
6
2014
Jun
9
2014

"I don’t feel I have your full attention, Miss Fisher."

-Jack Robinson, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries 1x07: Murder In Montparnasse 

Jun
4
2014

Reblogged from fyeahmalcola :

fyeahmalcola:

We would like to take this opportunity to announce that we will be changing our name to fyeahmurflucker and will dedicate this blog to the heartwrenchingly beautiful threesome of Nicola Murray, Steve Fleming, and Malcolm Tucker, henceforth referred to as murflucker.

This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

fyeahmalcola:

We would like to take this opportunity to announce that we will be changing our name to fyeahmurflucker and will dedicate this blog to the heartwrenchingly beautiful threesome of Nicola Murray, Steve Fleming, and Malcolm Tucker, henceforth referred to as murflucker.

This is possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: shutitloveactually)

May
10
2014

Reblogged from parrillaisperfect :

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE KAREN GILLAN THOUGH?

Holy shit I love this woman so hard.

(Source: theclevertimelord)

May
7
2014

Does anyone have a downloadable version of Incredible Women episodes 3, 4 and 5?  I can’t find it anywhere.  I listened to them all except the last one, but I’d really like a copy.

Apr
25
2014

Reblogged from tisziny :

Apr
25
2014

Posts I like:

See more stuff I like...

 

Theme by Lauren Ashpole